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    If winning was easy, then the losers would be winners.
    I wish I was the man my dog thinks I am.

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    hahaha this made my morning. great post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gtdhw View Post
    I think you just saved me a bunch of cash on Xmas decorations this year!

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    If winning was easy, then the losers would be winners.
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    All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
    Trying to decide who was the one in charge.


    "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."


    "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

    "I should be in charge," said thelegs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

    "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
    And insulted him,
    So in a huff, he shut down tight.
    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
    The stomach was bloated,
    The legs got wobbly,
    The eyes got watery,
    And the bloodwas toxic.
    They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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    The Moral of the story?
    Even though the others do all the work...
    The @$$ hole is usually in charge



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    1. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

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    Last edited by Gtdhw; 05-27-2011 at 06:59 PM.
    If winning was easy, then the losers would be winners.
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    If winning was easy, then the losers would be winners.
    I wish I was the man my dog thinks I am.

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    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of TAMPONS and proceeded to the checkout counter.

    The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
    "Eight," the boy replied.
    The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
    The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.
    We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
    Right now, he can't do either."

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    Funny stuff, lol. :D


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