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    There is three elderly gentlemen sitting around and talking about their ages.

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
    "Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, and you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
    "Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
    "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year old.
    "No, I pee every morning at 6:00 A.M., like a racehorse; no problems at all."
    "Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year old.
    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30 A.M."
    Puzzled with this the 60-year old said, "Lets get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 A.M. and have a bowel movement at 6:30 A.M., so what is so tough about being 80?"
    The 80-year old stated, "I don't wake up and get out of bed until after 7A.M. in the mornings."

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    Good one.
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    Thanks, that's funny.

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    Depends!!!!
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    80 sounds good. lol

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    Oh no....
    Always keep em smokin,,,,then let er drift!

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    that's funny


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