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    Default The official JOKE OF THE DAY thread

    Don't find many Heroes like this
    one!!!!

    On January 9th, a group of
    Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding
    west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker
    Bridge .
    So they stopped.



    George, their leader, a big
    burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers,
    past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

    She says, "I'm going to
    commit suicide."

    While he didn't want to
    appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity
    either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
    kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation
    at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was
    a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.


    After they finished,
    George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the
    State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had
    Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You
    could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing
    suicide?"

    "My parents don't like
    me dressing up like a girl."

    It's still unclear
    whether she jumped or was pushed.
    Always keep em smokin,,,,then let er drift!

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    hahahahaahahah
    OLD MOPARS NEVER DIE THEY JUST GO FASTER

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    LOL...
    If winning was easy, then the losers would be winners.
    I wish I was the man my dog thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justa6 View Post
    "My parents don't like
    me dressing up like a girl."

    It's still unclear
    whether she jumped or was pushed.

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    "Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway" John Wayne

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    Do you have STRESS ???



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    I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE! LMAO good one. Keep em comming.
    Always keep em smokin,,,,then let er drift!

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    Found this joke somewhere:

    A blonde walks into a bank in central New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title and everything checks out.

    The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    The blonde replies, "Where else in central New York City can I park my Rolls for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

    You Will Respect My Authoritah!!

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    Forget about it.......lmao
    Always keep em smokin,,,,then let er drift!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcel View Post
    Found this joke somewhere:
    Only in NY
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    Plane Crash

    OK theres a plane that crashes on a deserted island.

    The male pilot has only minutes to live, he tells the 3 ladies he has with him on the plane that he saw an island with people on it just a mile away and they can swim to it.

    The Brunette Lady says OK Im going to try, she gets in the water and swims out a mile; she cant make it and drowns.

    The Red Head Lady says Ok Im going to try, she gets in the water and swims out a mile; she cant make it and drowns.

    The Blonde Lady says OK Im going to try; she gets in the water and swims out a mile; she thinks she cant make it, so she turns around and swims back to the deserted island


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