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    Default Don't mess with ROOSTER!

    > > STUD ROOSTER
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    > A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
    chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
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    > 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'
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    > The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
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    > ALL of these chickens.
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    > Look what it has done to me
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    > Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
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    > The young rooster says,
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    > 'Beat it: You are washed up
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    > And I am taking over.'
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    > The old rooster says,
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    > 'I tell you what, young stud.
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    > I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive
    domain over the entire chicken coop.'
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    > The young rooster laughs.
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    > 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
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    > So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'
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    > The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
    rooster takes off running after him.
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    > They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has
    closed the gap.
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    > He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
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    > The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
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    > When he sees the roosters running by.
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    > The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
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    > The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
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    > - BOOM -
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    > He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
    says,
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    > 'Dammit......
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    > Third gay rooster I bought this month.'
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    > Moral of this
    > Story? .....
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    > Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
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    > Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
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    > Always overcome youth and arrogance!
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    > OLD DUDES RULE!
    Always keep em smokin,,,,then let er drift!

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    LOL that's funny
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    Good one.

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    I don't get it

    I might start "getting" it in another 15 years

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    do i need to explain it . the young rooster chasing after the old rooster not the hens. the farmer dont know there raceing so he think the young rooster is gay/homosexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old lady's mad View Post
    do i need to explain it . the young rooster chasing after the old rooster not the hens. the farmer dont know there raceing so he think the young rooster is gay/homosexual.
    I meant the moral of the story - LOL

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    Thought OUR barnyard ROOSTER would have crowed in on this one by now!
    Always keep em smokin,,,,then let er drift!

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    Default I been Busy..

    Quote Originally Posted by Justa6 View Post
    Thought OUR barnyard ROOSTER would have crowed in on this one by now!
    Lol, Had company and racing all weekend!

    Ummm...how many rooster jokes do you wanna hear? lOL...this is one of the better one's though!
    This Rooster is in his Prime ...Young enough to maintain the energy and spirit of youth...experienced enough to know better than to chase after Old men, lol.!


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