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    Default The thing about Mower Racers....

    We talk alot about how mower racing is different, we don't race for money, we help each other, yadda yadda ....here is a big difference..

    In almost all forms of motorsports there are guys that want to race but, "Man I just don't know anything about cars!"

    For some reason, mower racing has this sect of totally n-knowing racers who think anyone can do that!

    And for some it works out great, open your wallet, buy a good mowchine, and find you a good mechanic, works out!

    But then theres the guys that send me e-mails, pm's, im's fb messages, phone calls....you name it, they go like this:

    Idiot: Rooster,my mower isn't firing?
    Rooster: Are the plugs sparking?
    Idiot: How do I tell?
    Rooster: Pull the plug, plug it back into the wire, lay it against the manifold and hit the starter button....tell me what happens.
    Idiot: Nuthin?
    Rooster: Try another plug
    Idiot: Still nuthin...
    Rooster: You need a new coil!
    Idiot: Thanks Rooster, your the best!

    2 days,3 days or 2 weeks later...

    Idiot: That didn't fix it!
    Rooster: Hmmm...when you say it isn't firing, what do you mean?
    Idiot: It won't start
    Rooster: Ohh...I thought you meant it wasn't firing, silly me! WHen you hit the starter button, what does it do?
    Idiot: Nuthin
    Rooster: Nuthin at all? no clicking noises? Motor spins but doesn't start?
    Idiot: Nuthin' at all?
    Rooster: Is the battery dead?
    Idiot: no, I'm using jumper cables off my brother-in-law's boat.
    Rooster:Ok.......I guess, look at the back side of the starter button...
    Idiot: OK....
    Rooster: are both wires hooked up?
    Idiot : DAMN!

    3 days later
    Idiot: Stil won't crank?
    Rooster: It took you 3 days to hook the wires back up?
    Idiot: well my sisters boyfriend and I wen't hunting...
    Rooster: Are you still using the Boat battery?
    Idiot: Yes
    Rooster: It's February, are you sure the boat battery is charged?
    Idiot: Hell he ain't started the boat since August, should be charged.....
    Rooster: Call him...
    Idiot: Oh damn, he said it went dead last Labor Day(Which is SEPTEMBER YOU IDIOT) and he was going to get a new one this spring...I got a new battery everything is great now!
    Rooster: Awesome....tell Your brother-in-law he needs a new battery for the boat
    Idiot: Why?
    Rooster: Lol, I dunno...thought it would be the nice thing to do?
    Idiot: I just bought him a battery!
    Rooster: Wait...did you put a new one in the Mower?
    Idiot: Hell no, I can't afford 2 batteries?
    Rooster: I guess you better take the boat to the track then.
    Idiot: ROFLMAO - that'd be funny!
    Rooster: SO how you gonna start it at the track?
    Idiot: The boat?
    Rooster: NO - THE MOWER ( YOU FRIGGIN MORON!)
    Idiot: Ohh, push it I guesss?

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    Default He only has 1 sister...

    You'll notice it was his Brother-in-laws boat & he went fishing with his sisters boyfriend....
    He is not married (amazing ain't it?)
    He only has 1 sister!

    ???????

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    Default C'mon

    The MANLY way to check your mower coil, is to hold the spark plug in your fist N put your fist on the head...THEN hit the starter button. A lil shock therapy Justa might help!
    Always keep em smokin,,,,then let er drift!


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